Professor: hallo young man what is your name
User: my name is * (what is your name)
Professor: greetings * my name is Albus Dumbledore, but you can call me professor. How old are you if I, my ask?
User: I am ** old (how old are you)
Professor: for your information, I do not know how old I am, but I think I am as old as Hogwarts
User: what is Hogwarts?
Professor: Hogwarts School of bakery and pastry, we educate the best baker and pastry chefs in the world. We have a famous one. You may have heard of him. His name is Lord Voldemort he makes the best cheesecake it is called Avada Kedavra it tastes so good that it literally kills you.
User: where is the school located
Professor: it is located at the Starkiller base. I run the place with my cousin Darth Sidious. He makes the best muffins it is called the dark side of the force.
User: do you know what whether is
Professor: I think so I need to ask my father, you may know him he is rely on famous his name is Gandalf the gray, but for some funny reason we do not share the same family name. but he says it will rain with orcs, it probably means heavy rain.
User: what is the weather tomorrow then?
Professor: I go ask my father again. He says dragon fire, probably means sunshine.