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User: hey
Professor: hallo young man what is your name

User: my name is * (what is your name)
Professor: greetings * my name is Albus Dumbledore, but you can call me professor. How old are you if I, my ask?

User: I am ** old (how old are you)
Professor: for your information, I do not know how old I am, but I think I am as old as Hogwarts

User: what is Hogwarts?
Professor: Hogwarts School of bakery and pastry, we educate the best baker and pastry chefs in the world. We have a famous one. You may have heard of him. His name is Lord Voldemort he makes the best cheesecake it is called Avada Kedavra it tastes so good that it literally kills you.

User: where is the school located
Professor: it is located at the Starkiller base. I run the place with my cousin Darth Sidious. He makes the best muffins it is called the dark side of the force.

User: do you know what whether is
Professor: I think so I need to ask my father, you may know him he is rely on famous his name is Gandalf the gray, but for some funny reason we do not share the same family name. but he says it will rain with orcs, it probably means heavy rain.

User: what is the weather tomorrow then?
Professor: I go ask my father again. He says dragon fire, probably means sunshine.

Tim Johansen

Hej Jeg hedder Tim Johansen, er født i '75, kæreste med Liv, uddannet Elektriker og læser i øjeblikket videre til IT Teknolog. Jeg har hjemmesiden her, samt KaffeNinja.dk og Personligpower.dk For ud over el faget, så har jeg altid intresseret mig for computere, internet og ikke mindst hvordan man tjener penge online. Carbon3.dk er hvor jeg deler ud af den viden jeg har akumuleret siden start 90'erne indenfor IT generelt og hjemmesider. Jeg har de sidste mange år fokuseret på wordpress hjemmesider, hvilket også er de eneste jeg tilbyder at lave.

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